About Me.
Fernando Foccacini born on the 14th of February 800 AD. He was cursed into loving Emma of Normandy, but soon broke out of that spell when he fell in love with hundreds of other women. He was reborn in 2002 because he died in 850 AD.
Fernando was kicked out of Australia by Donald Trump, his best friend (however, it only works one way), and former soulmate in 2005, when he completed school because he was super smart, which the women find attractive. He was forced to flee his home and move over sees to Spain. In Spain he was homeless and lived on the streets for 2 year whilst developing rock hard abs. #10packabs
Fernando was taken in by a Spanish queen and her family. They were known as the Foccacini family. They lived in a grand underground palace where they sold meat at their butcher inside the underground palace. Soon when Fernando was getting older he made friends with a girl named Harry and Jica. They wrote to each other everyday and every night.
Harry and Jica soon friend zoned Foccacini because they were falling in love with his abs instead of his personality. Donald trump then found about Fernando living in Spain in his underground palace selling underground meat. Trump then kicked him out of the country causing Fernando Foccacini to flee his country.
Fernando is currently living in Mexico as a Viking trying to start a friendship with Donald Trump because he adores him so much. Foccacini is currently starting a cult on the border of Mexico and will time to time ask women out.
He thought he found love in Australia however was wrong when he found out that he was wrong and they only fell in loved with his abs.
To all those women in the world Foccacini says I love you more than my own abs.
#10PACKABSFORTHEWIN!!
Fernando was kicked out of Australia by Donald Trump, his best friend (however, it only works one way), and former soulmate in 2005, when he completed school because he was super smart, which the women find attractive. He was forced to flee his home and move over sees to Spain. In Spain he was homeless and lived on the streets for 2 year whilst developing rock hard abs. #10packabs
Fernando was taken in by a Spanish queen and her family. They were known as the Foccacini family. They lived in a grand underground palace where they sold meat at their butcher inside the underground palace. Soon when Fernando was getting older he made friends with a girl named Harry and Jica. They wrote to each other everyday and every night.
Harry and Jica soon friend zoned Foccacini because they were falling in love with his abs instead of his personality. Donald trump then found about Fernando living in Spain in his underground palace selling underground meat. Trump then kicked him out of the country causing Fernando Foccacini to flee his country.
Fernando is currently living in Mexico as a Viking trying to start a friendship with Donald Trump because he adores him so much. Foccacini is currently starting a cult on the border of Mexico and will time to time ask women out.
He thought he found love in Australia however was wrong when he found out that he was wrong and they only fell in loved with his abs.
To all those women in the world Foccacini says I love you more than my own abs.
#10PACKABSFORTHEWIN!!
EDUCATION
I have had no education, however I like being homeschooled by my sexy nanny Portia.
I have had no education, however I like being homeschooled by my sexy nanny Portia.
EXPERIENCE / SKILLS
I'm a prince of Spain and live in an underground palace. I also sell meat and started a cult named Fernandult. I work out 24/7 for 5 weeks and then take a days break and continue.
I'm a prince of Spain and live in an underground palace. I also sell meat and started a cult named Fernandult. I work out 24/7 for 5 weeks and then take a days break and continue.
AWARDS / RECOGNITION
I awarded myself the award of the 10 pack abs. Suck it Trump!
I awarded myself the award of the 10 pack abs. Suck it Trump!